As what I have mentioned in my previous post, one of the few things that made my summer classes memorable and worth to be kept in my mind for ages is that the corny and cheesy jokes my friends threw (a few were from me, though).
The banana jokes started with me… with this:
Q: How do you make a banana disappear?
A: Just say ‘anana’. (translation: wala na)
But wait… there’s more…
Q: How do you make it appear again?
A: Say ‘nana’. (Try to impersonate the voice of a magician when you say that.)
Well, I really don’t know if you got the novelty of the joke but I don’t care. For me, this deserves to be in my archives so I’m putting it here. Haha.
Let the banana jokes continue…
Q: Anong pagkain ang may magic?
A: Turon!
If you understood the novelty of the last part of the first joke, Im sure, you understood that one too!
I was in the mall with my cousin when I received the next banana joke. It caught me off-guard. And my cousin went “Uy, natawa siya sa text.“
Q: Why did Banana go to the doctor?
A: Because he is not peeling well.
I know this is so childish but no one is stopping me from posting it. Haha.
Doctor's Orders